Officials confirmed Tuesday that a thing did, in fact, happen somewhere in Detroit. The thing, which sources describe as notable, has prompted a range of reactions from people who were and were not there.
For the third consecutive quarter, a thing that many expected to happen has again not happened. City officials have declined to comment on why the thing continues to not happen.
A Detroit-area business reported results this week, with numbers described by analysts as either encouraging or concerning depending on which analyst you ask.
Points were scored. Some players played well and others played less well. The final score was a number greater than zero on at least one side.